Attack of the Killer Frogs

So this whole wild life thing is new to me. I thought Indiana had lots of bugs, but really, FL has scary frogs. They come out at night and adhere to your home and front door. I have had one jump on my hand, but my experience this morning was the most horrific. Of course this is all happening in the dark and this morning I was hung over and exhausted on top of that. Ok. my daughter wakes up, dogs wake up...most "walk" dogs because we have no fence, so I choose to do this without my daughter this morning as she isn't crying too hard and it was obvious Molly had to go. I open the door, the frog jumps from above me onto my head and in the house. I scream (not the high pitched scream, but a low "ahhh" It is what come naturally when I am scared shitless.) I then stand there with my dog very excited large dogs and watch the frog in the house. Is is poisonous? I don't know. Dogs pee, I bring them in and immediately shove them on our bedroom with my sleeping husband. I shut the door. I get Rowan. She is crying, I need to feed her. So I sit down in the living room. I can hear the frog jumping all over the dining room. I then see it scaling the walls. This is too much for me. My daughter finishes, I wake up my husband. I need help. I can't have her crawling around with a frog jumping all over the place....

So he gets up (way early for him) and manages to get the frog outside. My hero...by the way, he also does bats....